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You have to pick:

Everything you say must rhyme,

and be in couplets every time.
 
or
 
Work for someone who regularly lies

 
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sojikari

Like the government? They pay well there, you know. And lawyers too. And advertising firms.... And the coach of the Toronto Maple Leafs who claims he can win a cup.

danielkinane

So, work with anybody.

bryan.derksen

You don't have to pause to think of the rhyme, it just happens automatically (it's a brain thing).

cj.smith654

I would love to be able to rhyme all the time without thinking about it.

derksenmobile

This could work in my favor.

Me: "Do you think I deserve a raise?"

Boss: "Uh... yes."

Me: "Ooh, how about a bonus, too? I did a lot of hard work, right?"

Boss: "Y...yes. Yes you did. You're a fantastic worker, a credit to our company."

Etc. :)

JonThompsonsEmail

It doesn't say your boss ALWAYS lies and HAS to lie to every question. Nice try though. ;)

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